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(@scottie)
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How to get to Heaven from Scotland ...

I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven.

I asked them, "If I sold me house and me car, had a big jumble sale and gave all me money to the church, would that get me into heaven?"

"NO!" the children answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, the answer was 'No!'

By now I was starting to smile.

"Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children and loved me husband, would that get me into heaven?"

Again, they all answered 'No!'

I was just bursting with pride for them.

I continued, "Then how can I get into heaven?"

A six-year-old boy shouted, "Yuv got tae be bl``dy dead"

Kinda brings a wee tear tae yir eye...

 
Posted : 02/03/2011 1:34 pm
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LOL LOL .......just love it

 
Posted : 02/03/2011 5:33 pm
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